Cool Girl
A Short Story or Monologue
I’m your ‘Cool Girl’ right? The one that has long eyelashes that conceal my strong stares, the one with lips that look soft yet threatening all at once. The type of Cool Girl who is happy to go to neon-lit sports bars and drink beer with the guys while you stare her down as though your lips are going to devour me. The type of Cool Girl who dances to 80s music, drunk and sober, the one you watch from your barstool.
She’s the Cool Girl who catches the late-night train or bus throughout the city, the type who has their earphones on the highest volume possible and will happily give you death stares when you look at her. The type of Cool Girl who walks the streets with a cigarette hanging out her mouth, the type of Cool Girl who carries Victorian Literature or the latest Femme Fatale novel in her bag .
The type of Cool Girl you’re going to take home- back to your two-bedroom studio apartment. Where you’ll fuck me until you hear your roommate come home. You’re the type who’ll ask for my number and beg for me to stick around.
I’m hot, I’m wanted, I’m sexy, I’m smart and ‘submissive’. I’m everything that guy wants right? Cool Girls are fun, Cool Girls are game and exciting. Never predictable but never unpredictable. A new species of feline that hasn’t been explored and loved as of yet. One that is extremely hard to tame. Cool Girls like me love giving head, you wanted red lips around yours, didn’t you? She’s a girl gone wild in bed, right?
She shaves her pussy raw or waxes it if she’s really up to it. She wears lace underwear and no bra somedays. She doesn’t care if her nipples poke through her shirt, why would she? Last time you saw her she was in the middle of a Women’s Protest shouting about how she wants to ‘free the nipple’.
“I’m a bad girl, I’m worthy of being punished (sexually) ”
That’s what a Cool Girl is right? The type of girl who just loves Adam Sandler movies and adores the idea of romantic comedy films being on repeat every. single. fucking. night. The type of girl who says she cums when really she only does it for your gratification.
But Cool Girl isn’t that. Cool Girls are the ones who don’t give a fuck about men or their lovers. Cool Girls wear short skirts, long skirts, skinny jeans, sweatpants, g-strings, high waisted underwear, sports bras, no bras, lacey bras. Cool Girls are sexually active, virgins, lesbian, gay, bi, trans, queer and straight. Cool Girls wear makeup, no makeup, hair straight, curly, weaved or shaved. Cool Girls are size sixes and eights or fourteens and plus sizes. Cool Girls love politics, feminism, equality and justice. They like reading books, magazines, newspapers and the bible.
Cool Girls aren’t just your girl.
They’re every girl.
